These three tracks are from a 2003 Japanese bossanova album called Christmas Wonderland, which I surprisingly really like.
I know I just posted a Hybrid Kids track a few entries back, but I find myself trapped like a deer in headlights when I hear Morgan Fisher's covers. This one sounds like the soundtrack to a nightmare in which I'm trapped in a mechanical Christmas funhouse running away from an army of demonic robotic elves. Demonic robotic elves singing about adoring the Christ child, that is, which is even more frightening.
This just plain cracks me up, and the sad thing is that I can't tell whether my joy is ironic or not.
"Dude, are you being sarcastic?"
"I don't even know anymore."
Oh my. Um. Yeah. Let's make a New Year's Resolution today: No more Aquaesque/Vengaboysian German teen pop acts. "Bling bling in the air," indeed.